10,000 BC Review

By: Michael Lee

Starring: Steven Strait, Camilla Belle, Cliff Curtis
Year: 2008

This Movie Is Bad. Bad, Bad, Bad, Bad, Bad. 10,000 BC Insults Your Intelligence. Not Your Good Type Of Insults Your Intelligence (Like "Dude Wheres My Car?") The Bad Type Of Insults Your Intelligence (Like A Sci-fi Channel Original Movie). I Didn't Know What To Expect Going Into The Movie. A friend Of Mine In History Class Said He Thought It Was Going to Be Better Than "300", But Was Sadly Disappointed. Another Friend Of Mine Thought It Was The Best Movie Of 2008. But Then Again, He Thought "Epic Movie" Was the Best Movie In The Series Of Spoofs. The Visuals Are Great, Like the Mammoth Case Scene, But The Plot Was Horrible And So Was the Historical Accuracy (The Last Scenes Of The Film Show Ships, Buildings And Constructions That Could Not Have Been Built In That Era, Including The Egyptian-Style Pyramids. Remember, this Takes Place In Modern day North America). The Ending Was The Worst Part Of The Movie Though, Which I Should Tell You, So I Can Save You Two Hours Of Pain, But I Can't Even Begin To Describe It. I'm Sorry. Just Take My Word. 10,000 BC Is Not Worth Watching. Go Pick Up Jurassic Park If You Wanna Watch Prehistoric Creature Wreak Havoc On People. You Can't Go Wrong There.

 

1 out of 10 Nerdism Nerds.