The Eye Review

By: Michael Lee

Starring: Jessica Alba, Parker Posey, Tamlyn Tomita
Year: 2008

I'm Awestruck At The Poor Choice Of Movies Jessica Alba Has Decided To Do . "Awake", "Into The Blue", "The Ten", And Now The Eye. Matter Of Fact, Besides "Sin City" And The First "Fantastic Four" None Of Her Other Movies Are Really That Great. Alba Is Probably The Only Reason To Watch This Movie. It's Not Really Scary, There Are Some Jump-Out-Of-Your-Seat Moments, But They Are Scarce. I Miss The Horror Movies That Scared The Crap Out Of You In Every Scene. Movies That Were Suspenseful, You Knew Something Bad Was going To Happen, But You Didn't Know How Or When. "Final Destination" Plays On That, But Instead Of Following Up With Horror, They Follow It Up With Gore. I Hate The Gore Now Days Too. It's Way Over-Rated. But Back To The Eye, The Director Tried To Use Suspense, But It Isn't Followed Through. The Eye Sets Up Good Scary Moments, But They Fall Flat. At The End, I Was Surprised To See The Movie Take A New Direction. It Almost Seemed Like "Final Destination". I Knew Walking Into The Theater The Eye Would'nt Be Good. It Was Better Than I Expected, But I Was Pretty On The Dot. Avoid Seeing This One, Unless You Know, You Like To Watch Jessica Alba Take Showers. Perv.

 

5 out of 10 Nerdism Nerds.