12 Celebrities Photoshopped To Look Like Supergirl
By: Michael Lee
You might be surprised at just how many pictures of incredibly hot celebrities photoshopped to look like Supergirl there are online. It's insane. Either the nerds of the web want to know what their favorite actresses would look like playing their favorite comic book heroine or they have a weird super hero fetish and are horny as heck. I decided to post a few I found while just messing around on Google Images. And don't worry, I'll provide my insight and opinions just so this page won't be as sexy as you hoped.
1) Elisha Cuthbert
I'm assuming based on the amount of different pics and my extensive knowledge of Wikipedia that most of these Photoshops are due to Elisha's rumored casting in a "Supergirl" remake. Based on the one movie I remeber her being in ("The Girl Next Door") I think she'd be an excellent Supergirl. If Supergirl was a porn star... I don't think even the most hardcore of fans would disagree with that change.
2) Jessica Alba
I'm assuming this one was made because well... Supergirl is hot, Jessica alba is hot, and a combination of the two would be an explosion of flavors in my eyes (I understand that this will only work in the mouth (That's what she said!)). Jessica Alba has been in her fair share of comic book movies. Another one wouldn't hurt, if it was written right. Also, this version of Supergirl would have to lose everything covering up her midriff. That's like covering up Powergirl's clevage window. Nobody wants that.
3) Britney Spears
Why anybody would make this beats me. Britney Spears hasn't looked hot since she was about 19 and whoever photoshopped this used one ofthe pictures right after her hotness faded away and her face started to plump up a bit. I don't know. Maybe I'm just nitpicking. Then again, Britney is a horrible actress, but I can see her making an album inspired by a potential movie, with cheesy song titles like "Flying Forever" and "Look Up In The Sky", to boost her career. After all, despite what actual music critics think, her career is flatlining.
4) Rebecca Romijn
We've seen her as Mystique. We've seen her as the Punisher's not-so-love interest. Now we can see her as one of the worst photoshopped Supergirls on the web. She's cute, but I have no interest in seeing her as supergi-- F*CK! This stupid phtotshop is bleeding my eyes out! I can't even concentrate on writing anything remotely funny about this. I can't. I mean, c'mon, It's purple! The live action scooby Doo looks more real than this! I'm sorry for featuring this on the site. Just skip this and never return to it!
5) Hillary Duff
The one thing I don't like about this photoshop is that whoever made it used Duff's teen actor face instead of her sexy post-plastic surgery face. Also, the fact that the Hillary Supergirl has the biggest (perkiest at the least) breasts kind of weirds me out. She had to be at the oldest 16 when this picture was taken. It's just creepy.
6) Mischa Barton
I think the world is ready for a gritty, crack whore Supergirl. I don't know if Mischa is gritty, but I'm pretty sure she's a crack whore. Allegedly. She's cute though so I'll let it slide. Anyways, I actually do like the idea of gritty Supergirl. Cocaine trafficeing, prostitution, cat fights. I'm sure there are a ton of you fans who disagree with me, but I'd prefer this over a gritty "Spider-man" reboot. Just think of the character development involved when the Man of Tomorrow discovers his cousin sells sex for money and drugs. Whaddatwist!
7) Megan Fox
If fans wouldn't be able to handle a cocaine-addicted Supergirl, I'm sure they wouldn't put up with a brunette one either. I would though, that's why I like the idea of Megan Fox playing Supergil. She wouldn't be my first choice, but holy Hell look at that picture. Also, for all you pervs out there, there is another, slighty more NSFW version of this photoshop that shows a bit more upskirt and emphasizes her nipples more. Just so ya know.,
8) Sarah Michelle Gellar
I don't think this outfit gets enough publicity. I like it, kind of gives Supergirl a little orginatlity that her name and other outfits lack. I;ve never been a Buffy fan, and I definitely didn't like anything about those "Scooby-Doo" movies, so I don't really have any thing to say about Sarah Michelle Gellar's portrayl of the Superbabe (I don't think she's actually called superbabe, but If it ever sticks, remember who coined it.)
9) Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpsons is one of those babes I am strongly attracted too, yet strongly dislike. It's proabbaly the boobs. Anyways, if she was to ever play Supergirl, she'd need an incredibly skimpy costume to show off her incredibly rockin' body. Otherwise, I probably wouldn't see that movie.
10) Kate Bosworth
I don't know about you, but I think it would be extremly awkward watching the woman Superman made out with in the last Supes movie, using the "I'm Superman's cousin" threat on guys who peek up her skirt in the next film. Also, considering "Blue Crush" is the only other movie I remember seeing this girl in, I will feel cheated if there isn't a wet t-shirt scene.
11) Kristen Bell
Oh Hell yes! Kristen Bell is my first choice to play Superbabe, and do I need anymore reason other than this picture? Look at her face. It's the perfect balance between "I'm gonna f*ck you" and "I'm gonna punch you" and I feel that is the look Supergirl inspires. Also, the fact Kristen is a super nerd helps. She'll probably help prevent any f*ck ups the writers might conjure up, and might even give them a few helpful hints as to what the fans want to see (Pink Kyrptonite for one-- Lesbian Supergirl? I think so.)
12) Taylor Swift
I saved Taylor Swift for last as she is actually in talks to play Supergirl in a possible reboot. I actually have no problems with this. Taylor swift is hot, she's a good role model, can proviode some country-pop songs for the soundtrack (take that as you will), and would look smokin' in a skimpy Supergirl outfit. (that may fit in with the hot category). I really hope they don't call it "Supergirl: A Love Story". No other sites are reporting that so hopefully that is just the result of stupid Internet writiers. The world needs less of those.
Michael Lee is a writer for Nerdism Comics, and has actually never seen a superhero movie about a woman. Yeah, I avoided "Catwoman" and "Elektra" like the plague. You can write to him at Nerdismcomics@yahoo.com
