5) She Likes Trashy Men

Now I'm not saying Han Solo is trashy, but he is. Think about it, Han is just a common smuggler working for some crime lords. That's it. Somehow he got duped into going to war against the empire, and somehow became a hero in the mix, but otherwise, he's just a scruffy-looking nerfhearder, no matter how much he doesn't want to admit it. It's a shame that a princess would fall for such a guy, so she obviously doesn't have high standards, which is pretty much the stripper norm.

4) She's A Rebel

When you get right down to it, all Leia is really doing is rebelling against the government and do you know what rebel girls tend to do (besides get drunk)? Flash guys... Like strippers. Her sarcastic and free spirited attitude seen in the original trilogy also helps. Therefore by association we can say that Leia's rebellious attitude would make her a feisty yet appealing titty bar dancer.

3) She Is Out Of A Job

Princess Leia can't really be called a princess once her home planet is destroyed, and I bet you being a rebel doesn't pay much at all. The number one reason most ladies strip is that they're hard up for cash. Considering just how much money guys throw at common street whores, think of how much money a dude would pay to see a former princess shake her tassels.

2) She Has Daddy Issues

Remember how I said Princess Leia's home planet was destroyed? Yeah, well that's her daddy's fault. Papa Vader found out his daughter had been stealing from him, so instead of taking away her phone or giving her a curfew, Vader just threw a bitch fit, killed most of her rebel friends, and then blew her home planet to smither-f*ckin'-rines. If a slap to that face is enough to drive some girls to strip down to a thong for money, I'm surprised this didn't lead Leia immediately to hardcore porn.

1) She Looks Damn Fine In A Golden Bikini.

Don't lie to yourself. That scene made most of us men.