The Twelve Best Butts In Comic Book History
By: Michael Lee
Alright. I know you're not here for the words. So I'm not going to blabber on about how this editorial came to be. Instead I'll cut straight to the pictures. And Hell, I won't even write a lot (mainly cause I know you won't really care about the words nor do I feel like doing any writing. Lazy ass.)
12) Black Widow
Black widow spiders are known for their rather large rear ends. So is this Black Widow. As you can see here, she has no problem showing it off. And even though it has nothing to do with her ass, that Russian accent sure is hot.
11) Huntress
The Huntress has a butt that allows me to forgive her for having such a ridiculous name as Helena Bertinelli. Not only does she have the looks, but she has the skills as well. You know you're badass when Batman considers you too unpredictable and violent.
10) Abbey Chase, Danger Girl
Abbey Chase is one of the Danger Girls, who are practically Charlie's Angels, just a tad bit more badass. While all three girls could easily take the number 10 spot for having such great asses, Abbey just barely beats them out for being their leader... and for having such a slutty picture.
9) Betty Swanson
Betty probably wouldn't be on this chart if it weren't for the rumors that she would be Lady Deadpool. Obviously she has a fantastic ass, but she isn't that well know and that does play a part into getting onto this list. Anyways, she's pretty ass-tastic if I do say so myself, and being extremely top-heavy doesn't hurt either.
8) Poison Ivy
I don't know why Poison Ivy has use pheromone to get a guy to fall in love with her. All she obviously has to do is bend over. If just she wasn't poisonous. damn!
7) Black Canary
Since her debut, Black Canary has been hit with some harsh criticism regarding how much her costume makes her look like a hooker. If my verdict matters then let it be known I have no problem with her whorish outfit. It goes well with her butt.
6) Elektra
I don't know why guy's like Daredevil get all the luck. He's blind. He can't even respect Elektra's ass properly. F*ck you Ben Affleck! F*ck You!
5) Ultron
To be fairly honest here, Ultron isn't a lady. It's a robot. A robot who has a duplicate body of the late Wasp. Even though the Wasp had a petite frame, Ultron has anything but. I bet her metallic skin isn't the only hard thing when she's fighting off those pesky Avengers.
4) Caitlin Fairchild
I don't know a whole lot about Fairchild as I don't read her comic book Gen13. I have a good reason, as it's not a Marvel nor a DC, instead it's a Wildstorm. But sucky publishers can have hot comic book character's too! A trust me, she has one helluva ass!
3) Nancy Callahan
Many of you know Nancy as the character portrayed by Jessica Alba in Sin City. You should be thankful this character's a stripper because that's as close as most of us will ever get to seeing Jessica Alba giving us a strip tease. He life has been pretty f*cked up, with being kidnapped and molested and all. At least God gave her a fantastic body to work with (Optimism people!).
2) Vampirella
For an alien vampire, Vampirella has got quite a body, and she has no problem showing it off. She's become a sex comic icon. There are even websites that feature nothing but fan drawn Vampirella nudes (I'm not linking, you can google them yourselves pervs.)
1) Wonder Woman
For all of you who say Wonder Woman is butch, f*ck off this site immediately. Wonder Woman has been around for almost 70 years, and her butt hasn't sagged a bit. I've mentioned in the Best Boobs article that wonder woman is all about the tush, so much so that Jim Lee and Frank Miller gave her ass a whole comic book cover to it's self, and it wasn't even her comic. It was Batman's. That's how kick ass Wonder Woman's ass is! That is why her butt is the greatest comic book ass in history.
Michael Lee is a writer for Nerdism Comics, and feels extremely perverted for writing this article. But he promised. So what's next guys? Best Comic Book Belly Buttons? You can write to him at Nerdismcomics@yahoo.com
