The Most Pointless Job In The World: Part II

By: Michael Lee

A few months ago, I wreote an editorial about Katy Perry , who had hired a breast adjuster to make sure her tits are always even. Well now Katy Perry has hired yet another naughty part adjuster. While recently at an award show, Katy got a wedgie. Sure she could've easily picked it out herself, but why bother when you could just pay a guy to do it for you. Sure it's not as fun as squeezing he boobs together, but it's a Hell of a lot better than 90% of the rest of the world's jobs.

However, while researching this job field I've noticed a serious excess of employment opportunities. There are tons of celeb wedgies pics...

Here's looking at you Megan Fox

...but Katy Perry seems to be the only girl smart enough to pay somebody to pick out her embarassment. Of all the ass-tastic ladies out there, none of them seem to be caught with fabric up their booty more than Jessica Alba. Just look:

See how distressed Mrs Alba looks inthat last picture? Obviously somebody has to do something about this.Therefore I offer my services once more. Jesicca, If you're reading this, just drop me a message to my email below (andyes. I am expecting alot of spam mail now)

Michael Lee is a writer for Nerdism Comics, and hopes you realize this was all just a big excuse to show off Jessica Alba's ass. You can write to him at Nerdismcomics@yahoo.com