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Chris Akins:
A young half white, half Mexican with a very unusual imagination and the initiative to use it. While he himself is the creator of this wacky world, he is powerless to the events that transpire inside, as they most often result in his injury. He secretly has always longed to rule the world, a dream he had all but given up until the arrival of a certain evil squirrel who rejuvenated the villain in him. |
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Mike Lee:
A simpleminded person with an abnormally large white-fro. In all honesty, his ridiculas hair is the only thing keeping him sane. He is very open to suggestion and is more than willing to assist Chris in his schemes without any questions as to the motive. He maintains a very strong dislike of Tim the squirrel and does his absolute best to eliminate him. Most of his attempts are foiled due to Chris' protective nature toward his evil little friend. |
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Bosco:
A very quiet Mexican penguin who bears a small sombrero and two six shooters. Little is known about the origin of the penguin as there certainly aren't many penguins in Mexico. Most people assume that he exclusively speaks Spanish, but he is also fluent in English as well, though he rarely shows it. He has only one motive, and that is to obtain revenge on Chris, Mike, and Tim for his breif expulsion of their world.
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Tim:
A very mysterious talking squirrel who too dreams of world domination. He is an evil genius, capable of building sophisticated weaponry and other equipment. His fued with Mike is something of a game to him as he enjoys torturing him and proving his stupidity (not difficult). Tim currently resides with his "owner" Chris, who believes he must protect Tim, when in reality, he his more than able to thwart any foe. Tim has also harvested the evil in his gaurdian and one day hopes to shape him into an evil side-kick. |
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Tyler Adkins:
A very angry heavy set person with a bowl haircut and a short sleeved Waldo shirt. The source of his rage most likely comes from his mere existance in this terrible world and the fact that when ever he is seen, something seems to strike him in the head. He does not show up often, but when he does, bricks and anvils are sure to be airbourne |
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Devon Johnson:
The obnoxious, sexist, and foul-mouthed member of the Devon And Roseberry duo. He claims to be a "ladies man" but has little to no expirence with women, relying on horrible one-liners to meet "honies". Devon seems to be completely clueless of the world around him, only paying attention to his and his best friend Roseberry's sophomoric needs. |
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Michael Roseberry:
The quiet and more reserved member of the Devon And Roseberry duo, Roseberry seems to be one of the few, if any, characters to realize something is a little more than off in this world of talking squirrels and teenage pirates, though he dosen't seem to care at all. Seldom does he speak, using hand gestures and facial expressions to communicate, with the occasional exception of quiet laughter.
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Forrest Cook:
A Boy With A Hook For A Hand. Don't Get Too Attached |
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Megan Tackett:
She is a girl. That's right. She is often confused as one of the guys due to her personality. She has the same sense of humor and adventure as the rest of the gang and often drags along Evan who does not share this trait. |
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Evan Strother:
Perhaps the only voice of reason, Evan is a very skilled musician, who has a knowlege of the past of Chris and Mike. He isn't one for the ridiculas adventures they take part in, but finds himself compelled when his girlfriend gets involved. |
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Nate Strock:
This character bears a striking resemblence to Tyler aside from his signiture mohawk. He however, is in no way similar in personality. Nate is not a very angry person, but tends to go with the flow. His mohawk is for some reason, very sharp and is quite the lethal weapon if used properly |
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Jordan Brown:
Is black. He doesn't very much like anyone and being the token black character, is often the butt of many racist jokes. He tends to avoid anything and everything Chris and Mike do, but somehow finds himself in the middle. |
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Rachel Williams:
A beautiful blonde with a voluptuous figure and a disintrest in losers. Sadly, she is subject to many jerks who try to "spit game", most notably the former of the Devon and Roseberry duo, who only admres her because of her body. |
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Wong Chung:
A very shady Korean resturaunt owner who for some reason only seems to sell turkey. He appears friendly, but his history with Chris makes him quite suspicious. As Chris remembers, he always used a bad Korean resturaunt to cover up his true intentions... |
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V-bots:
A group of metallic AI built by loser genius Victor to keep him company. They are programed to follow his orders, but often display a personality of their own. No two are the same and it is unsure whether their creator intended this. Given their own free will, they would probably ditch him too. |
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Victor Gardner:
A nerdy genius that can rival Tim in his Techno savy. Having no real friends, Victor has built an army of artificial pals that are all programed to hang out with him. He has developed a distrust in human beings as none of them seem to like him. This distrust has built up over the years so he tends to overreact when faced people who treat him poorly. |
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Connor Mang:
A mentally unstable guy who does what he wants, when he wants to. His hobbies include land canoeing, grave dancing, knitting, and taking cans from homeless people. He has no permanent home and often drifts from town to town, usually on account of him
being kicked out. That's not to say he lives poorly however. He's accumulated enough cans to furnish a cardboard box he often sleeps in with a 5 star resort quality bedroom set. Scientists are at a loss on how he manages to fit everything in there. |
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Clint Beaman:
An enormously overweight slob who has on occasion, cleaned out all the food in several resturants... at the same time. While being unpleasant to look at, he's also unpleasant to talk to as it seems his constant hunger has turned him into kind of a prick. He
values nothing and no one except for the next meal. |
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Bucky from Kentucky:
A creature so foul we can only feature him in one panel of one comic. Ever. We can't even use his real name in fear that it will give the person it is based on another reason to talk to us in real life, and that is something we would not wish onto our worst enemies. Forgive us, for we are ashamed. |
